Kynlíf í svarthol

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PRINCE SHAWN JULIUS Prometheus Omega really butchered the common perception of music in such progressive Lagsi+ style... Love Em.... Favorite track: Lagsi+.
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    The long-awaited debut album from the avant-metal band, Prometheus Omega. Recommended for fans of Kayo Dot, Opeth and Taylor Swift. Easy listening for people of all ages. Sex toys not included.

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released September 29, 2016

Stage 4 Testicular Cancer - Oral Pleasures

Funginal Infection - Intensive G-String Fingering

Shitstorm Generator - Drum Machine

Food AIDS - Sexual Foreplay

Wankien Open Air - Akercocke Åkerfellatio

Whoricardo Pleasurtrius - Orgasmo

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Prometheus Omega Iceland

Prometheus Omega is an Icelandic progressive rock band that aims to redefine avant-garde music with their insane approach that involves butchering the common perception of music and spitting it out till it tastes soft and wet.

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Track Name: The Most Beautiful Duwang
Hey baby!

What a beautiful duwang
What a beautiful duwang
What a beautiful duwang
What a beautiful duwang
What a beautiful duwang
What a beautiful duwang
What a beautiful duwang
What a beautiful duwang

Go ahead, Mr. Joestar!
Track Name: Solar Iceberg
Say Mac, you got a light?

HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OUT OF HIMSELF
CAN TECHNICALLY ENGAGE IN LEGAL BESTIALITY

I'm gonna shoot some black people
And hide in my trailer
Drunk on booze and rifle
I'm not a redneck failure!
Firin' mah gun at anything that moves.
Ima firin' mah MAJ0R LAZER!!++1!1!

I dug in my garbage the other day
To find some paper
To find some plastic cutlery
To find myself - ALL DAT WHITE TRASH!!$/(@(!

PROMEGA PROMEGA PROMEGA

Feasting on the sexual lobster
Munching on arousing crayfish
Licking their eggs clean
I've never felt more mean
They call me Mr. Bean

MANWHORE WHITE TRASH
WALK ON HOME BOY!!!$($(@*!!*#((!!(!
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES!!!!!$#%^&^%$#
Wakin' up to grab a brush
But I'm not in a Rush
Put a little make-up
I'd drink that semen in one gulp
I'm so lucky I'm fucking in the dark *sigh*

Next to the beach, my trailer park
Guess I'll go and have some fun
Why are there two suns?!
SUNNN OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOKO ONO!!!!@!@$%$$#@$

One sun belonged to the beach
But the other's out of my reach

SUN!!!!!
SUN OF A BEACH!!@#$!@#$@!@$!
I CATCH THE FISH WITH MY SPEAR
THE CRUSTACEANS I IMPALE ON THE NORTHERN MOONFOREST
I SCRYED A WINDOWLICKER
WAKING THE COME TO DADDY SPIRIT
I'M SO DESPERATE FOR A FUCK!!!$#@#!#
YES I'D FUCK ANYTHING YOU GIVE ME
WHY IS MY BOOZE BOTTLE UP MY ASS?
I'M GETTING ONE IN MY URETHRA
ONE IN MY RECTUM, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
IF THE PAIN GOES ON, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
WILL THE RAIN KILL US ALL?!?!?!
SLAP MY NUTS I'M FUCKING OUT
NOW'S JUST NOT THE TIME TO BE ABOUT.
UKELELE UKELELE UKELELE HEY
UKE SEME UKE SEME UKE SEME
AAYYYYYYYY
DON'T YOU JUST HATE ANIME CULTURE?¿?¿?

I LEARNT JAPANESE FROM ANIME!!!!
It really is possible. Whites reign over all! We're capable of anything!
Even though it's filthy Japs
Their language and ass I'd still tap.
Perhaps there's three suns by the beach
For I too am a son of a bitch.
I give food aids like I spread AIDS.

IT'S THE REVIVAL OF MUSIC ALL OVER AGAIN
STOP SHITTING MY KNOTS
IF THE PAIN GOES ON I'M REALLY NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!
KILL ME BEFORE I FORGET THIS
PEOPLE = SHIT.
420 BLAZE IT.
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!
UUUUGH
Track Name: 正 Upright 鱼 Fish
Fish

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Track Name: Interlube I: I Put the Us in Phallus
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Track Name: Depressor Anguli Oris Movement
Are you recording already?
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Recording
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Recording
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Recording
Shiiiieeeeetttttt

Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shit shit shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shiiiieeeeetttttt
Shit shit shiiiieeeeetttttt
SHHHHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT

The wind whispers
Amongst the tree leaves
They rustle
They fall
Crumpling
Slowly
Falling
To the ground
Where they are trod on
No one really cares

These leaves
They wither
They wither
They wither
THEY
WITHER

It is the small things
That are always there
That no one bothers about
That truly matter
And this
Is the circle
Of life
What
Will you do?
When one day
The trees
Speak to you
Why do you step on my leaves?
Do you not care about the present things?
Do you only care
About the C R I N G E ¿
Track Name: Vis Olux
Man, what a boner killer.
Do you understand?
KIIH!

Zoo hire!

I do that rather well... Don't you think?
No? Then...

Wait, so, I could be w(r)ong, but
I am Kawashima!
And... So we could sit down, like, um...
Talk about, er... Everything, really...
Like CORNFLAKES.
We're discussing... He'd ask me like,
"So, how do you like your cornflakes?
You know, you like them crispy, or
You like them soft?"
And I said, "Well, I like them...
Crispy."
Crispy, crispy, crispy.
CRISPY.
You bruised my banana.

Satan.

Jelly!
Track Name: Toob Reeb Sad (Das Doom Boot)
Das Boot
Track Name: Lagsi+
I like to fap the air
Track Name: Sjúga rass minn
Osama
I like to fuck

Hey you, is your name Osama
Are you shitting on everything all night long
Hey you, if you really are Osama, then listen to this song

We've got the texture that you're looking for (looking for)
After this song you'll never want to play again in 4/4

More experiments than your wettest dreams
Fifteen, one-one-seven, eleventeen
Saw waves, square waves, sine waves too
Much better than your doo-doo doo-doo

Hello Osama, do you remember us?
You take music waaaaaay too seriously.
Shh, you were about to say something!
Shut the fuck up.

Low-fi-ness
Top shittery
Your one-stop online fuckery
Huah!
Oooh, arrr!
Huey-chard!
Bitchard!

Yes, sex!

ma-sa-O
Track Name: 25. öld hafði títan strák frá leyndarmál exoskeleton (Live at Wankien Open Air)
*Yoko Ono screaming in 66/6*
Track Name: 「T R A V I S」
Ryan
Travis
Travis in my crevice
Travis (x666)
Track Name: Fá schwifty
Oh yeah
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty in here
It's time to get schwifty
Oh-oh
It's time to get schwifty
Oh yeah

Oh
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty in here
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty
Oh
Oh yeah
You gotta get schwifty

It's time to get schwifty
Take off your pants and your panties
Shit on the floor
It's time to get schwifty in here

I'm Mr. Bulldops
Take a shit on the floor
You gotta get schwifty
Take your pants off, it's schwifty time today

Oh yeah
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty in here
It's time to get schwifty
Oh-oh
It's time to get schwifty
Oh yeah

Ohhhhhh
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty in here
It's time to get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty
Oh
Oh yeah
Gotta get schwifty