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69 Shiticl​é​s

by Prometheus Omega

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Speak or Gay 00:54
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They call me the 007 of Tembooty College 0 - actual contributions to the college 0 - actual contributions to critical theory or feminist studies 7 - sexual assault allegations Jeremy Fernando reads writes and fucks
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Funeral Fag 00:28
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A Curveball 01:04
Ah, I see you got the book! "Nice to see you in the flesh" Nice to see you too
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Cockman 00:42
Cockman Hands on the bum Buried Traces of cum Scream Cock in the seed Semen to cock Cock to jizz John Dyer Penis Dicke and Balle
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Fo*g = G*of 00:31
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F★ngg★t 00:18
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Hey, you lil' bitchard You think you're so fucking cool? Huh? You think you're so fucking tough? You talk a lotta BIG D for someone with such a small d Aw, look at your left wenis Your wenis looks so fucking cute It looks like Fongman I bet I could smoke you I could roast you And then you'd love it and you'd text me "no, you have changed" And then I'd make a whole music project to meme you When the Big D combines with the small d I feel so meme like a fongman machine, oh yeah Big D coming with the small d Feel so meme like a fongman machine, oh yeah Big G coming like a beetchard Feel so meme like a fongman machine, oh yeah Big E coming with the eeeeeeeee Feel so meme like a fongman machine, oh yeah
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Fuckman 01:29
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Kill Burn Waste the Pritchards Hark the Daryl The D wants cum Kill Burn Waste the Pritchards Hark the Daryl The D wants cum Hark the Daryl, and beat the meat. Hark the ball - the ball to arms Sally forth and no retreating, saddle thy Nearl, raise the alarm The D hath decreed us gays do Richard for the honour of his Hangming Now we ride to meet the chodes on their own ground Penis, dicke and balle has vengeance found Deep entrenched, Hertanmen is hiding in his fort, syphilis is around Lay waste will we, and yield will he, to declare the jelliness of our meme (the 風)
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Cliffuck 01:56
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Is the peen?
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Lepreinus 2 01:16
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The penis of Leviathan was swept from the sea The serpent's crook deep in the night Is looking for some fun (the night is a person) We gather by the pond to watch porn
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Nadsman 01:20
Nadsman Hand on the nads I know we've done this before But we'll fucking do it again Nadsman Hand on the nads Nadsman Hand on the nads Joy
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Mother, tell your children not to touch my cock Because by the law I'm required to tell you I'm a registered sex offender Mother, I will keep them in the dark for long And my best friend is the fong Whoa, mother Father, I'm gonna take you down to town tonight Because I'm a registered sex offender Whoa, father Not about to grow taller Because I'm a manlet and I know it Knocked out in one swift punch I was bleeding
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Kuso!
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Pornman 00:31
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I'm sorry Ms Jackson (ooh) I am for real Never meant to make your daughter die
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Tell anyone named Jacques that G
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Money money money money money money money money Bigger tomatoes fed to the commies Ingredient of operation coleslaw Now a main KFC dish Eat and take a shit Big shart moment, cream pants at same time
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One, two, three, four He In possession Of the mangina The mangina, it stinks, it stinks It stinks, it stinks Like fish It stinks, it stinks, like He in possession of the mangina In the mangina Ooh Eurgh It stinks, it stinks It stinks, it stinks It stinks, it stinks (Bill) Nye
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Behind Closed doors The ugly Truth reveals itself Behind Closed doors When is Big D Not ajar? When he is abreast
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To Choke Ye 00:31
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Vagina Music 01:19
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Chan has CDs He has many CDs Oh, the cornucopia of CDs he possesses Chan has rabies He has many rabies Oh, Chan lacks a dearth of rabies because he has many rabies Oh, I love his rabies Therefore Chan has CDs and rabies
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Ah Herman, You and I steady right? Cos I need your strongest lobang. (Eh no leh! You're not a regular! Buey steady!) Ah Herman, I am telling you we are steady And I need your strongest lobang (You cannot handle my strongest lobang. My lobangs are only for regulars and you are a human of the weakest.) Fuck you! Fuck you Herman! Limpei not regular! Then you bu shuang me! I'll go else for my steady and I'll never come back!
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How about another joke Murray? "No, I think we’ve had enough of your jokes.” What do you get (“I don’t think so”) when you cross (“I think we’re done here”) a mentally ill loner with a SOCIETY that abandons him and TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH?! "Call the police! Gene, call the police!” I’ll tell you what you get. You get what you fucking deserve! I'll try to gay myself
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Foe man Please stop dicking around I say, Foe man You think Richard’s a clown But hey, Foe man You’re also really unsound When it comes to your taste in music It’s fun to say that the Foe man is gay It’s fun to say that the Foe man is gay If you think Foe man’s a ho You’re probably richer though But Foe man is still a big ho, though It’s fun to say that the Foo fighters are gay It’s fun to say that the Foo fighters are gay If you call Dave Grohl longman That means you want his dong, man And both of you are now gay men Foe man

about

What?! Who said penis?!

Us, that's who! Intending to end 2020 with a bang, Prometheus Omega rushes at the dying world out of nowhere with a new offering of 69 shitty articles of music, or 69 Shiticlés as the album is known! With their epic brand of ridiculous avant-jungle vaporgrind metallic hardcore synth-infused pussypop Benjamin Clementine, those are certainly all words.

Enjoy this new album on the cusp of a new year and dying world! We're dying too!

So what'll it be, huh? Are you a Prometheus Omega Sixth Album Fan, or are you a sucker for Strange Fruit Öŕð?! Or even worse, are you Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! If you are, check out our fifth album, Shart Clowns. We're sure you'll like it.

Hee hee!

credits

released December 31, 2020

Shartmaster Yu - Master Batione

Stage 4 Testicular Cancer - Oral Pleasures

Funginal Infection - Intensive G-String Fingering

Shitstorm Generator - Drum Machine

Food AIDS - Sexual Foreplay

Wankien Open Air - Akercocke Åkerfellatio

Whoricardo Pleasurtrius - Orgasmo

Jered Threatin - Assistant Sexualiser

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Prometheus Omega is an Icelandic progressive rock band that aims to redefine avant-garde music with their insane approach that involves butchering the common perception of music and spitting it out till it tastes soft and wet.

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