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WILLECUM 2 HELL
03:17
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Promegius:
And so, the devil becomes the Devil.
Anxiety. Despair. Languish. These are all words you'd associate with the Devil.
Years later, the roof of blackness has no questions nor answers.
Olegius:
Can mortal man be in the right before God?
Can a man be pure before his Maker?
Satan:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Essezen:
Death must be the place.
The place to cum.
And when Death cums, that shall too be the place.
The place to die.
Disro:
Die cum Na cum.
Dee cum nah cum.
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Prayer I
00:56
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Promegius:
Who invited this guy today? Who invited this guy today? Who invited this guy today? Who invited this guy today?
Fuck you Devil Essezen... Fuck you Devil Essezen...
Maybe we should invite Him in...?
Prayer I? More like tongue-twister I...
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Satan:
Oh no! My beloved prostitute! Whatever shall I, the well-endowed ruler of Hell, do?
Promegius:
Smote. Smite. Smitten. I am smitten with you.
Olegius:
Took. Take. Taken. I am taken in by your cock.
The scriptures. Forgotten. Abandoned. Cast away for thine prostitution.
Essezen:
Fooled. Fool. Foolish. I am foolish to follow you.
Disro:
God. Dog. Goddess. Goddess = bitch.
Cleared. Arrested. Heart attack. Sheer in nature.
End. Nigh. Apocalypse. None of these will happen. (But something else will.)
Promegius, Olegius, Essezen and Disro:
Promegius. Olegius. Essezen. Disro.
Promegius. Olegius. Essezen. Disro.
Promegius. Olegius. Essezen. Disro.
Promegius. Olegius. Essezen. Disro.
The beginning of it all.
Travis Ryan:
... Travis Ryan, and I'm an elitist!
Promegius, Olegius, Essezen and Disro:
Castigated as members of the society we live in.
Forgive Me Mother, Five I Have Grinned.
At your expense. Your face is funny.
Mum... Mum, wipe your face. There's a bit of fuck on it. Fuckface.
End it all. All to end.
When it begins again, I will find my friend.
Satan, His Infernal Manwhore.
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MAN'S BREAST FRIEND
00:44
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Prometheus Omega (telling you):
Instrumental 🙂
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Essezen:
He tries to run from His divine duty
But He has quite the fatty booty
Hide your banjoes, hide your hoes
Devil Daddy does the blows!
Essezen:
He is not wanting circumcision
But that is what He will get
For He's a devil with a foreskin
That is much too long!
Disro:
Much too long for his schlong!
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Satan (playfully):
Teehee moment 🙂
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7. |
RICHARD LXIX
02:14
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Narrator: Satan
Once, a boy called Richard came to school and said, “ooh, aah.”
So this boy, Richard, made Travis Ryan lie down on the ground on his back, and he took his penis out of his pocket and he put it very carefully between Travis Ryans’s eyes, on the bridge of his nose.
Then Richard took his penis out of his pocket - it was on the end of a string - and he starts swinging the penis to and fro in front of Travis Ryan’s eyes, and he starts up talking in his spooky voice, “watch the penis, watch the penis.” And it went on for ages.
We all crowded around, dead quiet, watching, listening to Richard going, “RABIES RABIES RABIES RABIES!”
“Is it working?” We said, “is he going to sleep?”
“He’s hypnotised. Blimey.”
Suddenly, the going-in bell went, “ALLAHU AKHBAR.”
(DISCLAIMER: This is a sample from the Nile song “Kafir!”, off their 2009 album Those Whom The Gods Detest. If you’re offended, please take it up with them. We’re simply parodying Nile, not being Islamophobic.)
And then Travis Ryan goes and stands up. He just stands up! Hah! Dusts himself down. So we all crowded around and were going, “Were you asleep? You were asleep, weren’t you, Travis Ryan? Were you hypnotised?”
And he looks at us all fed up and he says, “I’m a fucking horse, get out of my way. I’m a brutal force, I can run all day. I’m quite happy here, now I wanna be there. You think I’m majestic, I don’t fucking care. Grass, flowers, crabs, feet, I’ll crush them all. Moms, dads, tiny children, I’ll crush them all. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, check out my huge schlong. Rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies rabies.”
After that, we used to go around telling people, “You see that bloke over there? Him? Richard? He’s brilliant. He can hypnotise people. He’s a hypnotiser, you know.”
And Richard would hear us saying all this and he would go, “Aaaah! Crocodiles of the south, living on feces! Faggot faggot faggot! Hahahahahahaha… wah! Nice.”
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8. |
Prayer II
02:02
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Promegius:
Who invited this guy?
Essezen and Disro:
Fuck you, Limp Fuck Man! Limp Fuck Man!!!!!
Olegius:
The Devil Has a New Follower. The Limp Fuck Man. Oh Lord, save our souls.
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LIMP FUCK MAN
03:20
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Promegius:
Say it. Say it. Say it!
Olegius:
Kinda makes me feel like river-dancing.
Essezen:
Limp Fuck Man!
Disro:
Fuck you, Limp Fuck Man! Limp Fuck Man!!!!!
Limp Fuck Man:
Wowie Zowie, baby, you're so fine
Wowie Zowie, baby, please be mine
Wowie Zowie, up and down my spine
I don't even care if you brush your teeth
Dream of you each mornin' (Ooooh)
I dream of you each night (Ooooh)
Just the other day I got so shook up (Ooooh)
I dreamed of you in the afternoon
Baum didi, Baum didi
Baum didi, Baum didi
Baum didi, Baum didi
Baum-Baum-Baum-Baum
Baum-Baum-Baum-Baum
Satan:
Eh! Eh! Eh! There’s no place like… Eh! Eh! Eh!
Olegius:
Allow me to enlighten you gentlemen to the protocol of the river-dancing industry.
Disro:
Quiet down and listen immediately. It’s like there’s a ton of noise and a bunch of kids (makes kid noises) and you just walk in and you just go like, “******* *******!”
Satan:
That’s what I mean. That’s the trouble with you.
Limp Fuck Man:
That’s the trouble with you.
Satan:
With you!
Limp Fuck Man:
With you!
Satan:
No. No! I want a porno.
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Prometheus Omega (telling you):
Instrumental 🙂
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Mad Masud (telling you):
Lyrics are censored because these are Mad Masud's words, in a special unintelligible language.
Prometheus Omega (telling you):
(In other words, this is our secret. Find out more come Winter 3048!)
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The Clown:
(clears throat)
Satan:
What do you get when you cross a
Mentally-ill loner with a society
That abandons him and treats him
Like trash?
Promegius, Olegius, Essezen and Disro:
Fuck Man.
The Clown:
And I thought my jokes were bad.
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You:
I'm an expert in fecal matter.
Promegius:
What a total fucking freak…
You:
Tell anyone that Satan said...
What did he say?
Tell anyone that Satan said H.
Promegius:
A Man who would be Gay…
The Clown:
And I thought my jokes were bad.
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