Gay Control to Warrant Dong
Acoustic Dodecahedron

Gay Control to Warrant Dong
Gay Control to Warrant Dong
Take your Sildenafil and put your condom on
Gay Control to Warrant Dong (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
Check erection and may God’s jizz be with you (two, one, liftoff)

This is Gay Control to Warrant Dong
You’ve really made the charge
And the papers want to know which boys you raped
Now it’s time to leave the barracks if you dare

“This is Warrant Dong to Gay Control
I’m stepping through the closet door
And I’m orgasming in a most peculiar way
And my fate looks very different today”
For here
Am I sitting in a jail cell
Far from public
I feel really blue
And there’s nothing I can do”

Man of the meme (reprise)

“Now I’ve served one hundred thousand years
I’m feeling very ill
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell Princess Petty Cunt I love her very much she knows”

Gay Control to Warrant Dong
Your penis' dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Warrant Dong?
Can you hear me, Warrant Dong?
Can you hear me, Warrant Dong?
Can you - “Here am I sitting in my jail cell
Far from the boys
My body’s turning blue
And there's nothing I can do
My body’s turning blue
And I’m probably suffocating too
My body’s turning blue
And I am Warrant Dong”

Can you hear me Warrant Dong
Can you hear me Warrant Dong
Can you hear me Warrant Dong
Can you kek me - “I am sitting my jail cell
My corpse is rotting
As a hypersexual oddity I believe that I deserve this
As a hypersexual oddity I believe that I deserve this”

“My corpse has been in the jail for one hundred thousand years
I’m feeling very thin
Oh that’s right that’s because I’m a skeleton now”
A Skeletonwitch (A Skeletonwitch)
“And my corpse will remain here
And my corpse will remain here
And my corpse will remain here
And my cadaver rotted one hundred thousand million years ago
Far from the world
Now it doesn’t even have a smell because it’s just bones
The only thing left of me is my boner that I could only maintain
With Sildenafil
Cocktail of drugs
There’s only so much I can take before my body is made to rot
To rot
To rot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Gay Control to Warrant Dong

Man of the meme (reprise)

Are you the man of the meme?
Are you the man of the meme?
I demand a kek
Gay Control to Warrant Dong
Gay Control to Warrant Dong
Why are we even bothering when we know we’re talking to a corpse?
Gay Control to Warrant Dong
*burp*
Gay Control to Warrant Dong
Goddamn it can you reply even though you’re dead now
May your soul burn in Hell
May your soul burn in Hell
May your soul burn in Hell
May your soul burn in Hell

“This is Warrant Dong to Gay Control
I’m not dead after all
I managed to survive my fall
… from grace; can you give me a chance?”
No we cannot - we can only give you a charge
“Can you give me two chances?”
No we cannot - we can only give you two charges
“Can you give me one hundred thousand chances?”
No we cannot - we can only give you one hundred thousand charges

“Then I’ll take that”
Then you’ll take that
“Then I’ll take that”
Then you’ll take that
“Then I’ll take that up my ass”
No you will not take it up your ass
“Then I’ll take that up my ass”
No you will not take it up your ass
Because charges are
Not
Tangible
They cannot be fit up the ass
But you can surely feel
The smashing of a grand
RUSE!