Welcome all, to Prometheus Omega's Circus of Fun! Please stay, don't leave; don't jump the gun We have freaks of all natures, creamius Jesus The biggest of which is Prince Shawn Julius! Some might call us avant-garde And some might call us vaporgrind But before anyone releases a shart Agree that we are one of a kind. Just like Prince Shawn Julius! Ultimus Creamius Christianius Faggotrius! Shawnjulius@christianity.org We're not playing this song on a Korg. Surprise! This isn't a circus, you fools. It's a prison of doom for you perverted tools. You should have never accepted the invitation! For now we'll be giving you all a circumcision. Hello, thank you all for coming Now we'll be preventing you from cumming. Hello, you're Mister Number One I'll need you to slice off your gun Salutations, Mister Number Two I require the dismemberment of your tool I bid thee greetings, Number Three Please, now set your dick free Thank you for coming, Number Four Now you'll be cumming no more Jizzus Christ, it's Number Five Do the little penis jive Aha! Once again, it's Number Six Throw your dick into the mix Naughty you, Number Seven I'd like a little piece of YOUR heaven Waste of effort, Number Eight Now you cannot masturbate You're a tough one, Number Nine But your sliced off foreskin is now mine I see we've reached Number Ten I'll excuse you since you listen to Fen Last but not least, Shawn Julius the "Prince"! Yours we'll certainly have to mince. Now, now, there's no need to wince You'll only feel a little pinch. *laughter* "There is a little bit of satisfaction in a little bit of pain." This is eye in the sky to Xansual-Ba'athol Elbinian Court There has been a breakout from the Caves of Shitarmilife I repeat, a breakout from the Caves of Shitarmilife Target is CUMDUMP MEME SHAWN JULIUS OF THE 9th GULLIBLE NU-FAGGOTRION I repeat, CUMDUMP MEME SHAWN JULIUS OF THE 9th GULLIBLE NU-FAGGOTRION The target is dangerous and armed with manchildism. He is exhibiting levels of faggotry exceeding the known level in the database. Bring up the dossier, cuntstable. Pleasurecommander, he is a man consumed by pleasure, he is mad! I doubt this is even a man anymore, he has sucked the caves of shitarmilife dry of all the pleasure it had! And… and now he is going for Xansual-Ba'athol! Fucking hell, do my eyes deceive me? Cuntstable, zoom in! By the Pleasuremongers, he is going straight to the headquarters! He is going to get the Senior Pleasurecommander! Fuck, and now we lost him! Where is he? Where is he? Where is he??? Who are you? "The Meme Man the 2nd."

Gay Control to Warrant Dong Acoustic Dodecahedron Gay Control to Warrant Dong Gay Control to Warrant Dong Take your Sildenafil and put your condom on Gay Control to Warrant Dong (ten, nine, eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three) Check erection and may God’s jizz be with you (two, one, liftoff) This is Gay Control to Warrant Dong You’ve really made the charge And the papers want to know which boys you raped Now it’s time to leave the barracks if you dare “This is Warrant Dong to Gay Control I’m stepping through the closet door And I’m orgasming in a most peculiar way And my fate looks very different today” For here Am I sitting in a jail cell Far from public I feel really blue And there’s nothing I can do” Man of the meme (reprise) “Now I’ve served one hundred thousand years I’m feeling very ill And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell Princess Petty Cunt I love her very much she knows” Gay Control to Warrant Dong Your penis' dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Warrant Dong? Can you hear me, Warrant Dong? Can you hear me, Warrant Dong? Can you - “Here am I sitting in my jail cell Far from the boys My body’s turning blue And there's nothing I can do My body’s turning blue And I’m probably suffocating too My body’s turning blue And I am Warrant Dong” Can you hear me Warrant Dong Can you hear me Warrant Dong Can you hear me Warrant Dong Can you kek me - “I am sitting my jail cell My corpse is rotting As a hypersexual oddity I believe that I deserve this As a hypersexual oddity I believe that I deserve this” “My corpse has been in the jail for one hundred thousand years I’m feeling very thin Oh that’s right that’s because I’m a skeleton now” A Skeletonwitch (A Skeletonwitch) “And my corpse will remain here And my corpse will remain here And my corpse will remain here And my cadaver rotted one hundred thousand million years ago Far from the world Now it doesn’t even have a smell because it’s just bones The only thing left of me is my boner that I could only maintain With Sildenafil Cocktail of drugs There’s only so much I can take before my body is made to rot To rot To rot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Gay Control to Warrant Dong Man of the meme (reprise) Are you the man of the meme? Are you the man of the meme? I demand a kek Gay Control to Warrant Dong Gay Control to Warrant Dong Why are we even bothering when we know we’re talking to a corpse? Gay Control to Warrant Dong *burp* Gay Control to Warrant Dong Goddamn it can you reply even though you’re dead now May your soul burn in Hell May your soul burn in Hell May your soul burn in Hell May your soul burn in Hell “This is Warrant Dong to Gay Control I’m not dead after all I managed to survive my fall … from grace; can you give me a chance?” No we cannot - we can only give you a charge “Can you give me two chances?” No we cannot - we can only give you two charges “Can you give me one hundred thousand chances?” No we cannot - we can only give you one hundred thousand charges “Then I’ll take that” Then you’ll take that “Then I’ll take that” Then you’ll take that “Then I’ll take that up my ass” No you will not take it up your ass “Then I’ll take that up my ass” No you will not take it up your ass Because charges are Not Tangible They cannot be fit up the ass But you can surely feel The smashing of a grand RUSE!

It turns. The dildo entering the butthole. It burns!!!!! The Selvamaniac forgot the lube!!!! These sores! They are massive; there can only be one source These sores! Obviously it’s herpes simplex His notoriety from whore to whore, His dick creeps in through every door. He leaves his mark from sore to sore, The Selvamaniac spreads his spore! Meme number one: There is a little bit of satisfaction in a little bit of pain. Meme number two: There is even more satisfaction in a copious amount of Prometheus Omega. Meme number three: But is it as satisfying as peeing into plastic bags and leaving them in the trash can outside your bunk? Meme number four: A thing that definitely is not satisfying is spending two hours sucking someone off and they don't even cum. Meme number five: Perhaps you find more satisfaction in circling the anal cavity of Princess Petty Cunt and other assorted autistic beings. Meme number six: That all cannot beat the greatest satisfaction which is coming soon by call from your superior telling you - *saxophone* - that you got charged! His notoriety from whore to whore, His dick creeps in through every door. And it gets stuck! (and it gets stuck!) And his dick droops down The Selvamaniac suffering from erectile dysfunction. Why did he do it? Because he’s horny. Why is he horny? Because he likes getting charged. It turns! The dildo entering the butthole. “You fucking piece of low life trash. Who the fuck tricked you? How the fuck are you a victim? Where were your fucking brains when you craved for your fetishes to come alive? Weren’t you fucking insane too when you didn’t know yourself? You should fucking thank me for letting you into the discovery of your fucked up soul. Retarded motherfucker. Come face up to me if you fucking dare.”

“You fucking piece of low life trash. Who the fuck tricked you? How the fuck are you a victim? Where were your fucking brains when you craved for your fetishes to come alive? Weren’t you fucking insane too when you didn’t know yourself? You should fucking thank me for letting you into the discovery of your fucked up soul. Retarded motherfucker. Come face up to me if you fucking dare.” Retarded motherfucker. “What’s up with that retard? He told my Princess Petty Cunt to stay away from me to avoid being victimised. He said he was tricked by me! Motherfucker. I am going to kill him.” Who are you talking about? “Promegian faggot Ten-Way Lean. He will burn in Hell. He won’t tell, because he is unaware of himself and the world around him. He is mentally unsound. But I don’t pity him. I am going to rip him apart on monstrous grill.” Retarded motherfucker.

Scratch your ass Tear off your small cock ring Sense of kek is a powerful thing And penis piercings Ampallang Prince Albert Shawn Julius Summary trial, less money in your bank Dank memes come when there's change in the rank And you have to cry Half alive Is this the start of your breakdown?