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Kynl​í​f í svarthol

by Prometheus Omega

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PRINCE SHAWN JULIUS
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PRINCE SHAWN JULIUS Prometheus Omega really butchered the common perception of music in such progressive Lagsi+ style... Love Em.... Favorite track: Lagsi+.
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Hey baby! What a beautiful duwang What a beautiful duwang What a beautiful duwang What a beautiful duwang What a beautiful duwang What a beautiful duwang What a beautiful duwang What a beautiful duwang Go ahead, Mr. Joestar!
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Say Mac, you got a light? HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OUT OF HIMSELF CAN TECHNICALLY ENGAGE IN LEGAL BESTIALITY I'm gonna shoot some black people And hide in my trailer Drunk on booze and rifle I'm not a redneck failure! Firin' mah gun at anything that moves. Ima firin' mah MAJ0R LAZER!!++1!1! I dug in my garbage the other day To find some paper To find some plastic cutlery To find myself - ALL DAT WHITE TRASH!!$/(@(! PROMEGA PROMEGA PROMEGA Feasting on the sexual lobster Munching on arousing crayfish Licking their eggs clean I've never felt more mean They call me Mr. Bean MANWHORE WHITE TRASH WALK ON HOME BOY!!!$($(@*!!*#((!!(! I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES!!!!!$#%^&^%$# Wakin' up to grab a brush But I'm not in a Rush Put a little make-up I'd drink that semen in one gulp I'm so lucky I'm fucking in the dark *sigh* Next to the beach, my trailer park Guess I'll go and have some fun Why are there two suns?! SUNNN OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOKO ONO!!!!@!@$%$$#@$ One sun belonged to the beach But the other's out of my reach SUN!!!!! SUN OF A BEACH!!@#$!@#$@!@$! I CATCH THE FISH WITH MY SPEAR THE CRUSTACEANS I IMPALE ON THE NORTHERN MOONFOREST I SCRYED A WINDOWLICKER WAKING THE COME TO DADDY SPIRIT I'M SO DESPERATE FOR A FUCK!!!$#@#!# YES I'D FUCK ANYTHING YOU GIVE ME WHY IS MY BOOZE BOTTLE UP MY ASS? I'M GETTING ONE IN MY URETHRA ONE IN MY RECTUM, AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IF THE PAIN GOES ON, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT! WILL THE RAIN KILL US ALL?!?!?! SLAP MY NUTS I'M FUCKING OUT NOW'S JUST NOT THE TIME TO BE ABOUT. UKELELE UKELELE UKELELE HEY UKE SEME UKE SEME UKE SEME AAYYYYYYYY DON'T YOU JUST HATE ANIME CULTURE?¿?¿? I LEARNT JAPANESE FROM ANIME!!!! It really is possible. Whites reign over all! We're capable of anything! Even though it's filthy Japs Their language and ass I'd still tap. Perhaps there's three suns by the beach For I too am a son of a bitch. I give food aids like I spread AIDS. IT'S THE REVIVAL OF MUSIC ALL OVER AGAIN STOP SHITTING MY KNOTS IF THE PAIN GOES ON I'M REALLY NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!! KILL ME BEFORE I FORGET THIS PEOPLE = SHIT. 420 BLAZE IT. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!! UUUUGH
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Are you recording already? Shiiiieeeeetttttt Recording Shiiiieeeeetttttt Recording Shiiiieeeeetttttt Recording Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shit shit shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shiiiieeeeetttttt Shit shit shiiiieeeeetttttt SHHHHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT The wind whispers Amongst the tree leaves They rustle They fall Crumpling Slowly Falling To the ground Where they are trod on No one really cares These leaves They wither They wither They wither THEY WITHER It is the small things That are always there That no one bothers about That truly matter And this Is the circle Of life What Will you do? When one day The trees Speak to you Why do you step on my leaves? Do you not care about the present things? Do you only care About the C R I N G E ¿
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Vis Olux 02:53
Man, what a boner killer. Do you understand? KIIH! Zoo hire! I do that rather well... Don't you think? No? Then... Wait, so, I could be w(r)ong, but I am Kawashima! And... So we could sit down, like, um... Talk about, er... Everything, really... Like CORNFLAKES. We're discussing... He'd ask me like, "So, how do you like your cornflakes? You know, you like them crispy, or You like them soft?" And I said, "Well, I like them... Crispy." Crispy, crispy, crispy. CRISPY. You bruised my banana. Satan. Jelly!
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Das Boot
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Lagsi+ 04:54
I like to fap the air
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Osama I like to fuck Hey you, is your name Osama Are you shitting on everything all night long Hey you, if you really are Osama, then listen to this song We've got the texture that you're looking for (looking for) After this song you'll never want to play again in 4/4 More experiments than your wettest dreams Fifteen, one-one-seven, eleventeen Saw waves, square waves, sine waves too Much better than your doo-doo doo-doo Hello Osama, do you remember us? You take music waaaaaay too seriously. Shh, you were about to say something! Shut the fuck up. Low-fi-ness Top shittery Your one-stop online fuckery Huah! Oooh, arrr! Huey-chard! Bitchard! Yes, sex! ma-sa-O
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*Yoko Ono screaming in 66/6*
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Ryan Travis Travis in my crevice Travis (x666)
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Fá schwifty 01:58
Oh yeah You gotta get schwifty You gotta get schwifty in here It's time to get schwifty Oh-oh It's time to get schwifty Oh yeah Oh You gotta get schwifty You gotta get schwifty in here You gotta get schwifty You gotta get schwifty Oh Oh yeah You gotta get schwifty It's time to get schwifty Take off your pants and your panties Shit on the floor It's time to get schwifty in here I'm Mr. Bulldops Take a shit on the floor You gotta get schwifty Take your pants off, it's schwifty time today Oh yeah You gotta get schwifty You gotta get schwifty in here It's time to get schwifty Oh-oh It's time to get schwifty Oh yeah Ohhhhhh You gotta get schwifty You gotta get schwifty in here It's time to get schwifty You gotta get schwifty Oh Oh yeah Gotta get schwifty

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released September 29, 2016

Stage 4 Testicular Cancer - Oral Pleasures

Funginal Infection - Intensive G-String Fingering

Shitstorm Generator - Drum Machine

Food AIDS - Sexual Foreplay

Wankien Open Air - Akercocke Åkerfellatio

Whoricardo Pleasurtrius - Orgasmo

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Prometheus Omega

Prometheus Omega is an Icelandic progressive rock band that aims to redefine avant-garde music with their insane approach that involves butchering the common perception of music and spitting it out till it tastes soft and wet.

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